Speed runners eat your hearts out...

I'm pretty sure someone out there has a faster time, but if not, I'd like to think I set a world record just today. X3

I didn't move from where you spawn on this event, and got both targets in an egg with little trouble, and I literally laughed at how fast it went. If you've got my time of 2 seconds beat, slap it in my face, pics or it didn't happen!